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		<title>Husband day care a cute business idea</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[day care business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doggie day care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live in caregiver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nurse next door]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[New businesses are springing up everywhere as more Canadians take control of their destiny and take up self-employment.
There are doggie day care centers, after school day care, toddler day care, caregiver placement agencies, nurse next door franchise for short term caregivers, or rent-a-grandma domestic agencies.  So, how about this one?

A Husband Day Care Center? [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>New businesses are springing up everywhere as more Canadians take control of their destiny and take up self-employment.</p>
<p>There are doggie day care centers, after school day care, toddler day care, caregiver placement agencies, nurse next door franchise for short term caregivers, or rent-a-grandma domestic agencies.  So, how about this one?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.shirleyshannon.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/day-care-business.bmp"><img src="http://www.shirleyshannon.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/day-care-business.bmp" alt="" title="day care business" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-501" /></a><br />
A Husband Day Care Center?  (cute poster from verydemotivational.com)</p>
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		<title>What is your Price?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a lesson on pricing strategy.
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer.  &#8220;As you are fitting these glasses, if she asks how much they cost, you say $150.&#8221;
&#8220;If her eyes don&#8217;t flutter, say, &#8216;for the frames. The lenses will be $100&#8242;.&#8221;
&#8220;If her eyes still don&#8217;t flutter, you add [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shirleyshannon.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/how-much.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-270" title="how much" src="http://www.shirleyshannon.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/how-much-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>Here is a lesson on pricing strategy.</p>
<p>An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer.  &#8220;As you are fitting these glasses, if she asks how much they cost, you say $150.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If her eyes don&#8217;t flutter, say, &#8216;for the frames. The lenses will be $100&#8242;.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If her eyes still don&#8217;t flutter, you add &#8216;each&#8217;.&#8221;</p>
<p>(courtesy of  Coffee Time, Feb 2010 edition)</p>
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